I bought these white lycra AussieBum’s when I first moved back to Terrigal, I remember them because the day after they arrived I headed up to Birdie Beach and once I got on the beach, I stripped down to these speedos and just had a backpack with my laptop and a few beers in it.

It was within a minute of me removing my dork shorts that I looked up and a middle aged couple were walking down the beach, they must have come in from one of the other beach entrances.  We were still a couple of hundred meters apart but I had no where to go so I thought ‘fuck it’ and just kept walking.  As we passed, within 5 meters of each other, we all said hello.  I just wonder what they were thinking seeing this guy walking down the beach in a tiny pair of white speedos and a backpack.

I like these white speedos, but at the same time I kinda don’t.  They are a little small which is great because they ride low on my hip but my bum eats them a bit so I’m constantly picking them out of my butt.  I do like the black drawstring though, it makes them look kind of cool.  They are double lined so they aren’t see through when wet so technically I suppose I could wear them to the pool.  Maybe if I keep loosing weight I’ll be able to.

With that little bit of background…. imagine my surprise when I saw this photo shoot of a chick (called Lara Stone – I have no idea who she is) and this random model.  He is wearing those exact same AussieBum speedos.  Gotta love seeing guys wearing white speedos and it can only help out cause right!!!